★☆☆☆☆

The ancient shrine lit up in our presence. Kids said 'cool lights' and walked away. – DisrespectedByYouth

★★☆☆☆

The travellers attempted a ‘business deal’ but kept referring to it as ‘bartering’. Very amateur. – Intergalactic Trade Bureau

★★☆☆☆

This traveler didn’t understand the concept of a national park. They mined every ore, cut down trees for carbon, and left us with an empty planet. – ExoEcology Preservationists

★★★☆☆

Tourist said ‘I want to live like a local.’ So I sold him air in a jar. Very limited edition. – Gek Vendor Zup

★★☆☆☆

Had to change things around. ‘Silent Frontier’ was too boring, so I called it ‘Dominion’s Crown’. – Traveler 'MasterOfTheVoid'

★★★☆☆

They argued over terrain smoothing techniques for six hours. – Korvax Mediator J-110