Came here for a quiet glow-up retreat but the local creatures wouldn’t stop staring at me. Rude.

They flooded the market with rare plants, and now every single botanical item has lost its value. We’re struggling to stabilize. – Intergalactic Botanist Guild

A single traveler came in, mined everything in sight, and walked away like they had done us a favor. Now, our entire mining industry is in ruins. – Galactic Knowledge Coalition

The traveler turned our entire trade network upside down by selling so much Nip Nip. Now every merchant on the planet is just offering Nip Nip. We’ve lost it all. – H’tai Mining Group

I only crash economies on Tuesdays. Keeps things balanced. – Traveler 'TradeBlitz-Kappa'

Traveler wanted ‘max value trade.’ I said, ‘You found the right Gek!’ We shook hands. He has many fingers. – Gek Krow’Tik

She kept calling my hatchling ‘a weird turtle’. That’s my son. – Gek Parent Blorp