Heard whispers in the wind saying 'buy more Nip-Nip'

They sent over a trade convoy but insisted on paying with coupons for ice cream. No deal. – Galactic Trade Collective

They came, sold Nip Nip to the masses, and now the whole planet’s caught in a cycle of ‘get high, forget responsibility.’ Brilliant. – Vess-Tra Mineral Consortium

Apparently, bubbles and screams are part of the 'immersive ocean experience.' – Shallows-to-Depths Monitoring Bureau

Traveler: ‘What’s that glowing orb?’ Locals: ‘The abyss is awake now.’ – Hadal Depths Watch

Here’s a tip: The real treasure isn’t in the loot. It’s the constant existential crisis. – Atlas

They built a stairway to nowhere and called it ‘conceptual’. – Structure Analyst Krenn