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My translator glitched, and now everything sounds like jazz

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Back in my day, we didn’t have all these ‘space stations.’ If you needed a break, you just parked on a moon and had some tea. - SpaceGramps

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The teen took 160 photos of themselves in front of a singularity. We pray for their future. – Blackhole Monitor 61B

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Traveler wanted ‘max value trade.’ I said, ‘You found the right Gek!’ We shook hands. He has many fingers. – Gek Krow’Tik

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I calibrated my desk with precision, but my nanite jar vanished. They’re taking more than knowledge now. – Korvax Engineer Bral