We saw a black hole up close. He said 'cool' without looking up. – CosmicParentFail

They thought dropping off thousands of rare tech components would be a ‘good trade’. We now have an oversupply no one wants. – Intergalactic Tech Council

This traveler’s version of a national park visit? Strip mining the planet’s ores and tearing down every tree for carbon. We’re now living with the consequences. – Z’tarr Conservation Group

She bought decorative rocks. Said they were ‘healing stones.’ I said yes, very rare. They’re just rocks. – Gek SalesGenius Blim

Every base had music. Different music. Still echoing. – Gek Audio Technician Frot

My estate faced the wrong nebula. – Traveler 'ViewMatters'

Their ships smell like ammonia and poor decisions. – Karen