Avoid planet III — it yells back

Billy cried because the moon wasn’t shaped like cheese. – SpaceAdventuresInc

The teen asked if our ancient ruins were ‘abandoned theme parks’. We are considering an intergalactic lawsuit. – Historian Council X’thar

They offloaded rare gases by the ton, and our economy nearly collapsed under the surplus. Please, no more. – Star Traders Association

They thought it was just another resource-rich planet. The traveler mined the ores and chopped down trees for carbon in a national park. What’s next, a theme park? – Stellar Wildlife Preservation

Traveler wanted ‘max value trade.’ I said, ‘You found the right Gek!’ We shook hands. He has many fingers. – Gek Krow’Tik

Put my refiner next to the monolith. Great signal reception. – Traveler 'MonoMiner'