The local fauna challenged me to a dance battle. I lost

They painted one of our sacred statues red ‘for selfies’. – Crisis in Sector Zulu

They put an inflatable pool in the space station and tried to sunbathe. – Orbital Habitat Administrator

The Stasis Devices seemed like a good idea at first, but selling them drained our entire economic system. Now we’re living on borrowed time. – V’karii Artifact Preservation

Once it sold for millions. Now we use Activated Indium to prop open cargo bay doors. The traveler gave us a lesson in oversupply we’ll never forget. – Gek Memorium Archives

After the crash, we stopped mining. Now we dig only for self-awareness. Thank you, traveler, for the existential awakening. – Post-Trade Activated Indium Temple

The devs gave us expressive eyebrows. I’m Gek. We don’t have those. – Gek Cosmetic Vendor Dubb