This planet said it was 'untouched'. I touched it. Now what?

They kept shouting 'is this where Star Wars was filmed?' as they entered our sacred temples. – Sacred Site Keeper V'len

They dumped so many precious artifacts on us that we had to shut down trade for a full cycle. – Artifact Preservation Authority

They thought it was just another resource-rich planet. The traveler mined the ores and chopped down trees for carbon in a national park. What’s next, a theme park? – Stellar Wildlife Preservation

They described our sacred trench as 'vibey.' It houses entities older than gravity. – Eldritch Boundary Patrol

They called it ‘terraforming’. We called it a Silicate Powder disaster. – Vy’keen Historian Klux