Don’t wait — space gentrification is *already* underway!

I introduced a tax on starlight. Collection begins immediately. - Grand Taxmaster Heliox

One traveler came, sold enough Nip Nip to cause a full economic meltdown. Now everyone’s addicted, and nothing gets done. The whole system’s out of balance. – Stellar Economy Council

It used to be our most precious export. Now it’s used as paving gravel. All because one traveler didn’t know the meaning of 'enough.' – Activated Indium Guild

The traveler set up underwater housing inside a jellyfish migration zone. It now glows. And pulses. – Aquatic Zoning Enforcement

I call it ‘economic performance art.’ The locals call it ‘fiscal apocalypse.’ Tomato, tomahto. – Traveler 'BudgetBlender'

Traveler wanted ‘max value trade.’ I said, ‘You found the right Gek!’ We shook hands. He has many fingers. – Gek Krow’Tik