Sustainable lava-powered eco-villa available! (Pending reality checks.)

The locals disagreed with my rule. I turned them into statues. Problem solved. - Dictator Quartz

The travelers sent a frigate loaded with ‘space blankets’ as payment. We don’t need blankets, we need actual resources. – T'laxian Commerce Guild

The altar is now a sunbathing platform. Offerings replaced with inflatable furniture. – Traditions Lost Registry

The overseer begged me to sell somewhere else. I sold more out of spite. – Traveler 'ChipperCapitalist'

Traveler said, ‘This should change your life.’ I said, ‘It changes my stockpile.’ – Gek Gro’Nii

One asked if I accept nanites. I said only if they're shiny. – Gek Collector Juuzi