I renamed every star after myself. You're welcome, future generations.

My hologram didn’t load properly. Embarrassed in front of a whole nebula.

Discovered a ‘hidden’ planet that everyone else already found. Watch the views roll in. - SecretFinderX

One traveler wiped out an entire planet’s resources, acting like it was just another errand. Now we’re left with barren worlds and no future. – Z’tarr Trading Federation

The archaeologists begged for preservation. The traveler brought an exocraft with a mining laser. – Galactic Ethical Void Report

Traveler wanted ‘max value trade.’ I said, ‘You found the right Gek!’ We shook hands. He has many fingers. – Gek Krow’Tik

Traveler said, ‘This should change your life.’ I said, ‘It changes my stockpile.’ – Gek Gro’Nii