Heard whispers in the wind saying 'buy more Nip-Nip'

Held a parade in my honor. I was the only attendee. It was glorious. - High Lord Ego

The traveler’s idea of a ‘national park’ visit was to mine all the ores and destroy all the trees for carbon. Good job, now we have a dead planet instead of a protected one. – Vess-Tra Nature Guardians

We once revered our ancient elders. The traveler sold them to a space station vendor for nanites. – Dignity Restoration Committee

One traveler called the ocean 'too wet' and tried to install climate control. – Hydrospheric Complaint Office

He asked if I wanted ‘the good stuff.’ I said, ‘Only if it stacks high.’ It stacked VERY high. – Gek Vendor Zhu

One said our sand dunes were 'underutilized real estate'. – Dune Walker Vah’len