In my day, the stars weren’t so full of ads. A clear view was all you needed, not pop-up notifications! - StarlightGrandpa

We paid extra for the hologram tour. They used it to make fart noises. – BudgetWellSpent

Their entire group applauded the sunset. As if they summoned it. – Daylight Scheduler Krr

They sent a frigate with a flag that just said ‘We’re here to help, promise!’. It didn’t feel reassuring. – Zothran Diplomats

We asked for a small trade, and they dumped enough rare crystals to shatter our entire trade infrastructure. – V'karii Artifact Preservation

Karen_Explores: Korvax are way too absorbed in their ‘wisdom.’ I just wanted a map, not a philosophy lecture.’

Hello Games reworked animals. Now the birds insult us. – Vy’keen Falconer Klugh