We implanted our brand in the local ecosystem and it responded with poetry. Unexpected but promising.

I gave a speech to the mountains. They echoed with applause.

We sang to the stars. They blinked in time. It was beautiful.

The small ones screamed when they saw our face tendrils. This is not a zoo. – Ambassador Hoolaa

One of their captains argued over the price of basic supplies, then sent over a ‘thank you’ card. Extremely unprofessional. – Rigellian Traders

This traveler had no respect for our national park. They mined every ore, destroyed entire forests for carbon, and left with not a care in the world. – V’karii Environmentalists

Once it sold for millions. Now we use Activated Indium to prop open cargo bay doors. The traveler gave us a lesson in oversupply we’ll never forget. – Gek Memorium Archives