Saw a mountain do the worm. Hypnotic

Installed micro-ad billboards on every cloud. Now monetizing weather.

Declared martial law on the third planet. No one was there, but the power felt good. - High Chancellor Flame

The Stasis Devices seemed like a good idea at first, but selling them drained our entire economic system. Now we’re living on borrowed time. – V’karii Artifact Preservation

The traveler’s idea of a ‘national park’ visit was to mine all the ores and destroy all the trees for carbon. Good job, now we have a dead planet instead of a protected one. – Vess-Tra Nature Guardians

Hello Games reworked animals. Now the birds insult us. – Vy’keen Falconer Klugh

My nanite jar was carefully set down for a moment of reflection. The travelers, however, were not so reflective. – Korvax Observer Xul