Their frigates circled our planet for hours, sending useless messages like ‘Looking for good vibes’. Is this business? – Oort Cloud Miners

They brought so much alien art and precious minerals that our collectors are now flooded with too many options. The market’s saturated. – Galactic Art Collectors Guild

The travelers flooded us with Stasis Devices at such a high value that our entire monetary system collapsed under the pressure. The economy is in shambles. – Zythor Trade League

They thought it was just another resource-rich planet. The traveler mined the ores and chopped down trees for carbon in a national park. What’s next, a theme park? – Stellar Wildlife Preservation

This traveler sold so much Nip Nip that the local economy isn’t recovering anytime soon. People would rather sit around high than actually work. – Z’tarr Trade Association

The traveler said the orange haze looked ‘cheap.’ It's caused by sacred pollen. Now banned. – Cultural Allergy Response Force

You think you’ve got the secret of the universe? You’re adorable. It’s a lot simpler than you think. – Atlas