★★☆☆☆

Train the wildlife I did. In my image, they now march. - Beast Tamer Yodu

★☆☆☆☆

One of them tried to tip the meditation instructor. We have no currency. – Enlightenment Thwarted

★★★★☆

They dumped so many precious artifacts on us that we had to shut down trade for a full cycle. – Artifact Preservation Authority

★★★☆☆

He asked if I wanted ‘the good stuff.’ I said, ‘Only if it stacks high.’ It stacked VERY high. – Gek Vendor Zhu

★★★★★

Here’s a tip: The real treasure isn’t in the loot. It’s the constant existential crisis. – Atlas

★★★★☆

Vy'keen_Warrior: Karen_Explores tried to lecture us on ‘customer service.’ Our code is honor, not pleasing strangers.’