The portal filter made me look like a potato. Ruined.

Once it sold for millions. Now we use Activated Indium to prop open cargo bay doors. The traveler gave us a lesson in oversupply we’ll never forget. – Gek Memorium Archives

The traveler claimed it had a ‘great view.’ So did our ancestors. Before it was blocked by his MacMansion. – Sacred Geometry Council

He asked if I wanted ‘the good stuff.’ I said, ‘Only if it stacks high.’ It stacked VERY high. – Gek Vendor Zhu

Here’s a tip: The real treasure isn’t in the loot. It’s the constant existential crisis. – Atlas

Our sacred sea now powers their automated farm. – Flow Listener Hesh

They keep calling me ‘interloper’. I’m a customer. – Karen