Stared into a black hole, it winked back.

I came here expecting a peaceful retreat, not toxic rain! I need a refund, and I want to speak to the manager. - PlanetPrincessKaren

Back in my day, we didn’t have to worry about ‘energy sources.’ You just fired up your engines and went. - ClassicCosmonaut

A traveler visited our national park and turned it into a mining operation. They stripped ores, felled trees, and left the ecosystem in ruins. This is not what we meant by ‘tourism.’ – Galactic Nature Council

Locals speak of the Activated Indium crash like an ancient disaster. Children are warned not to hoard resources or 'the traveler will return.' – Cultural Archives of Aghtaar IV

Pilgrims now pay admission to walk the path to enlightenment—past six plasma torches and a vending machine. – Profit Over Purity Tribunal

Traveler: ‘The atmosphere is too purple.’ Local: ‘It’s called having a soul.’ – Aesthetic Defense Council