Ah yes, another organic vacation, full of warmth and definitely not firmware updates.

The ambiance was too rustic alien. I asked for galactic chic.

One of the small ones attempted to lick our sacred energy stone. Is this common? – Xylthor of the Eastern Spiral

The travelers’ brilliant idea to sell Stasis Devices wrecked our economy. We now have immortal citizens and no resources to support them. The market has imploded. – Galactic Knowledge Coalition

They set up an underwater dance floor. Sea life hasn’t stopped twitching since. – Disco Regret Alliance

I call it ‘economic performance art.’ The locals call it ‘fiscal apocalypse.’ Tomato, tomahto. – Traveler 'BudgetBlender'

I placed my jar of nanites on my console. It was... *gone* within one rotation. Travelers are unpredictable. – Korvax Researcher Zylp