They mistook our bioluminescent plant forests for ‘cool glow-in-the-dark decorations’. Offensive. – Arboreal Guardian Torrix

Sacred waterfalls diverted to fill a koi pond. The traveler says it's 'part of the vibe.' – Environmental Dishonor Council

He asked if I wanted ‘the good stuff.’ I said, ‘Only if it stacks high.’ It stacked VERY high. – Gek Vendor Zhu

Sometimes I raise the price just to see his face change colors. Gek humor! – Gek Merchant Jik’Tik

He tipped me for directions. The path led to a hole. I also sold him a ladder. – Gek Logistics Genius Spok

Someone buried their base. Then built above it. – Vy’keen Excavator Draxx

They changed colors. My pet turned pink. It hasn’t spoken since. – Gek Creature Groomer Blup