The gravity here gave me abs. Booking my next trip already!

Did a ‘self-care’ day on a deserted moon. Did absolutely nothing but looked fabulous doing it. - BedtimeGuru

The travelers flooded the market with rare minerals, causing a crash so severe that even our most stable markets couldn’t recover. – Galactic Financial Union

Pilgrims now pay admission to walk the path to enlightenment—past six plasma torches and a vending machine. – Profit Over Purity Tribunal

I call it ‘economic performance art.’ The locals call it ‘fiscal apocalypse.’ Tomato, tomahto. – Traveler 'BudgetBlender'

Sean said ‘procedural’. Now there’s a planet orbiting itself while insulting the laws of physics. – Vy’keen Astral Watcher Grol

I was performing an experiment on particle flows, but instead of results, travelers took my nanites. – Korvax Physicist Zyph