Discovered a planet full of toxic gas. I can’t believe there’s no air freshener. - PlanetPrincessKaren

We offered the ritual fruit of welcome. They asked if it was gluten-free. – Ƕranak of Planet Yu

They kept calling our zero-gravity park ‘space Deesneyland’. It’s a place of worship. – Sacred Park Guardians

This traveler mined every planet in the system like they were harvesting fruit from their garden. No thought for local economies. Now we’re left with empty rocks. – ExoTrade Council

We’ve never seen someone mine with such reckless abandon. The traveler came in, took it all, and left, as if they had a right to the whole system. – Nebular Riches Exchange

One traveler called the ocean 'too wet' and tried to install climate control. – Hydrospheric Complaint Office

I left my nanite tip jar on my desk... travelers took it! They didn't even leave a review. – Korvax Technologist Xal