I asked if their volcanoes were artisan and the guide blinked at me. Zero taste.

Train the wildlife I did. In my image, they now march. - Beast Tamer Yodu

One traveller thought our native flora was 'some cool plants from a garden center'. We were deeply insulted. – Plant Elder Mra'aa

The influx of Stasis Devices destroyed our economy. We sold them at high value, and now we can’t even afford basic necessities. – AstroTrade Syndicate

Local legend says the traveler found our first emperor's skull and used it as garden decor. Classy. – Royal Remains Protection Office

Renamed the local planets to ‘Eternal Authority’. There’s no escaping my influence. – Traveler 'DominantForce'

Built a bunker to ‘preserve’ the alien ruins. Inside my living room. – Traveler 'Preservatron'