Every black hole is a doorway to my sermons. Enter and be... surprised. - Celestial Pastor Void

They mistook our bioluminescent plant forests for ‘cool glow-in-the-dark decorations’. Offensive. – Arboreal Guardian Torrix

One traveler came and wiped out all of our resources, leaving us stranded in an economic wasteland. No one has dared to speak up—except us, of course. – Temporal Exchange Federation

Karen_Explores: Avoid this planet. The Vy'keen will make you regret it!’

All of this system’s planets are now part of my growing empire. Everything's been renamed ‘Empire’s Glory’. – Traveler 'KingInTheStars'

Locals kept staring at my oxygen pack. Felt judged. – Traveler 'FancyBreather'

I asked for a refund. The Gek hissed and vanished into a vent. – Karen