We paid extra for the hologram tour. They used it to make fart noises. – BudgetWellSpent

One teen claimed our moon phases were ‘copied from their app’. We don't know what this means. – Astral Elder Vi

One traveler tried to terraform the ocean into 'less ocean.' They now live in a bubble with rising pressure. – Water Judgment Committee

Traveler wanted ‘max value trade.’ I said, ‘You found the right Gek!’ We shook hands. He has many fingers. – Gek Krow’Tik

He paid to ‘bless his ship.’ I just tapped it with my stick and said ‘Gek watch over you.’ New service unlocked! – Gek BlessingMaster Floo

A new galaxy? Sure, why not. I’ll just hit ‘copy’ and let you have at it. – Atlas

We prayed to Atlas. Hello Games answered. Now there are giant worms. – Korvax Monk Flurp