★★★★★

Their teleportation pod smelled like... effort. One star.

★★☆☆☆

They kept touching the no-touch relics. Even after we politely vaporized a sign. – Docent M’Karr

★★★☆☆

Vy'keen_Warrior: She came with a list of demands. I did not bow to them. Her ‘review’ does not faze me!’

★★★★☆

Karen_Explores: It was like talking to a wall. They don’t give you simple answers, just long-winded, confusing speeches.’

★☆☆☆☆

All of this system’s planets are now part of my growing empire. Everything's been renamed ‘Empire’s Glory’. – Traveler 'KingInTheStars'

★★☆☆☆

Hello Games reworked animals. Now the birds insult us. – Vy’keen Falconer Klugh