Every black hole is a doorway to my sermons. Enter and be... surprised. - Celestial Pastor Void

One of their frigates tried to make a trade by sending us ‘custom T-shirts’. We politely rejected their offer. – Galactic Fashion Exchange

The Activated Indium crash triggered a cultural shift. The traveler made greed unfashionable. Now our youth study philosophy and compost. – Planet Helyo Sociology Board

He asked if I wanted ‘the good stuff.’ I said, ‘Only if it stacks high.’ It stacked VERY high. – Gek Vendor Zhu

Traveler said, ‘This should change your life.’ I said, ‘It changes my stockpile.’ – Gek Gro’Nii

Korvax_Scholar: We offered wisdom. Traveler only wanted ‘service.’ Knowledge cannot be reduced to simple transactions.’

Korvax_Scholar: Traveler did not appreciate the gravity of our teachings. We do not lower ourselves to serve their entitled whims.’