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Everything's fine now but I’m still writing a very long review on SpaceYelp.

★★★☆☆

The mountain spirits haven’t spoken since the mansion went up. We assume they left. – Whisper Stone Priesthood

★★☆☆☆

I call it ‘economic performance art.’ The locals call it ‘fiscal apocalypse.’ Tomato, tomahto. – Traveler 'BudgetBlender'

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I created the universe, but you really should thank the Gek for the economy. They’re the real masterminds. – Atlas

★★★☆☆

Developers said ‘emergent gameplay’. We emerged into a cave and got stuck. – Vy’keen Combat Trainee Jurn