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Nobody asked if I was AI. That’s how I know my blinking subroutine works. - M. Zuck

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One of the adults asked if our sacred temples had ‘season passes’. We are unsure of their understanding. – Temple Gatekeeper

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This traveler flooded the market with Nip Nip and now our planetary trade routes are useless. Who wants to mine ores when you can just relax with Nip Nip? – H’tai Trade Union

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This traveler sold so much Nip Nip that the local economy isn’t recovering anytime soon. People would rather sit around high than actually work. – Z’tarr Trade Association

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He paid to ‘bless his ship.’ I just tapped it with my stick and said ‘Gek watch over you.’ New service unlocked! – Gek BlessingMaster Floo