★★★★☆

These planets are all so complicated. I miss the good old days when space was simpler. - SpaceSenior

★★☆☆☆

I said 'look at the stars'. They said 'boring'. – CosmicLetdown

★★★★★

One adult asked if our ancient crystal network had good Wi-Fi. – Crystalline Entity 16164-Delta

★★★☆☆

Built a bunker to ‘preserve’ the alien ruins. Inside my living room. – Traveler 'Preservatron'

★★☆☆☆

Accidentally triggered a sentinel war while filming a prank. – Traveler 'PrankZillion'

★★★★☆

I placed my jar of nanites on my console. It was... *gone* within one rotation. Travelers are unpredictable. – Korvax Researcher Zylp