Billy cried because the moon wasn’t shaped like cheese. – SpaceAdventuresInc

Mason asked if black holes are just big vacuums. Now he’s scared of the Roomba. – OverreactingAsUsual

They offered ‘space jewelry’ as payment, but it was all shiny plastic. We are not fooled. – Nebular Riches Exchange

One traveler came and wiped out all of our resources, leaving us stranded in an economic wasteland. No one has dared to speak up—except us, of course. – Temporal Exchange Federation

Sean waved once. Half our tech reset to default. – Gek Technician Blorp

She said my cube prices were ‘offensive to her brand’. I don’t know what that means. – Gek Analyst Gopop

I placed my jar of nanites on my console. It was... *gone* within one rotation. Travelers are unpredictable. – Korvax Researcher Zylp