★★★★★

Woke up with a mustache. I didn’t have one before

★★★★☆

Confiscated time. Locals now wait in line forever. Classic move.

★★★☆☆

Planet had majestic floating cliffs. Our son fell off one. He’s okay. We think. – TheWendellFamily

★★★☆☆

Beautiful beaches, but Joey tried to eat the sand. Twice. – ExtraCrispyParents

★★★★☆

The traveler came in, sold Nip Nip to every corner of the system, and now people can’t focus on anything else. Resources? Gone. Productivity? Shot. – Galactic Resource Syndicate

★★★☆☆

Traveler wanted ‘max value trade.’ I said, ‘You found the right Gek!’ We shook hands. He has many fingers. – Gek Krow’Tik