★★☆☆☆

Zero-gravity yoga on moon Beta? Game-changing.

★☆☆☆☆

One of the children shouted that our plasma oceans 'looked like Kool-Aid'. It was offensive, but true. – Plasma Conductor Grix

★★☆☆☆

The travellers attempted a ‘business deal’ but kept referring to it as ‘bartering’. Very amateur. – Intergalactic Trade Bureau

★★☆☆☆

They kept calling our resources ‘exotic’ and ‘untapped potential’. We don’t appreciate this condescending tone. – Zorkan Traders

★★★★☆

One traveler came, sold enough Nip Nip to cause a full economic meltdown. Now everyone’s addicted, and nothing gets done. The whole system’s out of balance. – Stellar Economy Council