★★★☆☆

Met a being of pure light who offered me a sticker. Took it. Good choice.

★★★★★

There wasn’t all this nonsense about ‘rare resources’ in my time. If you wanted something, you found it! - RetroSpaceRover

★☆☆☆☆

They came, sold Nip Nip to the masses, and now the whole planet’s caught in a cycle of ‘get high, forget responsibility.’ Brilliant. – Vess-Tra Mineral Consortium

★★★★★

Local said, 'Please, our children’s inheritance!' I said, 'Cool, here’s 160 more devices.' – Traveler 'EconomiCrusher-4'

★★☆☆☆

They said new creatures were coming. We weren't expecting triangles. – Korvax Wildlife Recorder Z-16