★★★★☆

The whole family insisted on taking a holographic tour of a dead volcano. They thought it was a ride. – Lava Flow Advisor

★★☆☆☆

The traveler’s idea of a ‘national park’ visit was to mine all the ores and destroy all the trees for carbon. Good job, now we have a dead planet instead of a protected one. – Vess-Tra Nature Guardians

★☆☆☆☆

The traveler dug up a 16-million-year-old burial site and traded the bones for a jetpack upgrade. Progress. – Antiquity Defense League

★★★☆☆

Sometimes I raise the price just to see his face change colors. Gek humor! – Gek Merchant Jik’Tik

★★★★☆

Traveler screamed when the fauna bit them. I offered a tour package. – Gek Guide Flibb’tak