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Our ad campaign was intercepted by wildlife and interpreted as a mating ritual. Sales spiked.

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We entered a nebula garden. They complained it 'smelled like science'. – FloralRegret

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They called our meditation pool a ‘big boring puddle’. Please ban. – Soolan Priest

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Their frigate arrived, and they wanted to ‘exchange knowledge’. But all they had was a recipe for pizza. – Knowledge Exchange Council

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The travelers unloaded so many Stasis Devices at outrageous prices that we’re left with empty vaults and a broken economy. Everything is worthless now. – Galactic Heritage Keepers

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She bought decorative rocks. Said they were ‘healing stones.’ I said yes, very rare. They’re just rocks. – Gek SalesGenius Blim