★★★☆☆

The small ones screamed when they saw our face tendrils. This is not a zoo. – Ambassador Hoolaa

★★★★☆

The traveler built a mansion with 61 rooms and called it ‘minimalist.’ We call it the Great Insult. – Guardians of the Peak

★★★★☆

Sold so many Stasis Devices the system’s economy rating turned into an emoji. Pretty sure it was crying. – Traveler 'CheerfulBankruptor'

★★★☆☆

The overseer begged me to sell somewhere else. I sold more out of spite. – Traveler 'ChipperCapitalist'

★★★★☆

Tourists asked if our moon was edible. I said yes. Sold them sand. – Gek Merchant Nibb

★★★☆☆

Karen brought her own stool to my shop and just… sat there. Judging. – Gek Artisan Flupp