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Wrote a new religion in the sky using comet trails. Read it or perish. - The Comet Scribe

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The child referred to our sacred lava river as ‘cool for roasting marshmallows’. Not the vibe. – Lava Ritual Chief

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Apparently, 'archaeology' now means smashing burial grounds with a multitool and yelling 'jackpot!' – University of Screams

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She bought decorative rocks. Said they were ‘healing stones.’ I said yes, very rare. They’re just rocks. – Gek SalesGenius Blim

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Built a cube in the crater. Said it was an art installation. – Traveler 'GeoArtisan'

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Now our trees are holograms. Efficiency, they said. – Korvax Botanist NEX-3