★☆☆☆☆

The trees whispered secrets. I forgot them immediately.

★★★★☆

They asked for a ‘galactic souvenir mug’. We handed them a moon rock. They were unimpressed. – Moonbase Merchant Zyl’tik

★★★★☆

This traveler flooded the market with Nip Nip and now our planetary trade routes are useless. Who wants to mine ores when you can just relax with Nip Nip? – H’tai Trade Union

★★★☆☆

Deep sea trenches are not amusement parks. Unless you're a traveler with glowsticks and poor judgment. – Depths Preservation Agency

★★★☆☆

Hello Games gave us chairs. We can’t sit in them. – Gek Furniture Merchant Lakk

★★★☆☆

She kept calling my hatchling ‘a weird turtle’. That’s my son. – Gek Parent Blorp