★★☆☆☆

My space latte had the wrong star dust ratio. I was FURIOUS.

★★★★☆

Mason asked if black holes are just big vacuums. Now he’s scared of the Roomba. – OverreactingAsUsual

★★★☆☆

One of them asked if our planet was 'sponsored by Mars'. We didn’t even know who that was. – Ambassador S’laan

★★★★☆

Thanks to the travelers, we’ve got an economy that’s completely drained. Their Stasis Devices were so expensive that we’ve sunk into a financial black hole. – Galactic Trade Collective

★★★★☆

Tourists asked if our moon was edible. I said yes. Sold them sand. – Gek Merchant Nibb

★★★☆☆

They paved a lake. With glowing glass. – Gek Surface Restorer Drup