★★★☆☆

Woke up with a mustache. I didn’t have one before

★★★★☆

We offered them a feast of rare energy fruits. They complained it wasn’t 'enough'. – Xylofruit Growers Union

★★★☆☆

They arrived, mined everything in sight, and vanished without a word. Now we’re left to deal with the economic fallout of their rampage. – Temporal Traders Guild

★★★★☆

I mark it up. He buys it anyway. It’s a game. I always win. – Gek PriceMaster Zul’ii

★★★☆☆

Tourist said ‘I want to live like a local.’ So I sold him air in a jar. Very limited edition. – Gek Vendor Zup

★★★★☆

She wrote a one-star review on the galactic network. – Gek Vendor Sniff