★★★★☆

I laughed. I cried. I emitted synthetic scent molecule #16 in celebration.

★★☆☆☆

Pilgrims now pay admission to walk the path to enlightenment—past six plasma torches and a vending machine. – Profit Over Purity Tribunal

★★★☆☆

She bought decorative rocks. Said they were ‘healing stones.’ I said yes, very rare. They’re just rocks. – Gek SalesGenius Blim

★★★★★

They called our cliff a 'viewpoint'. Then drilled through it. – Canyon Warden Moji

★★★☆☆

One built a sculpture of their own ship using actual ship parts. – Vy’keen Engineer Bor’dug

★★★☆☆

Had to *manually* collect oxygen. Where’s the concierge? – Traveler 'O2Elite'