★★☆☆☆

Would conquer again. But I already own it. Obviously.

★★☆☆☆

Pilgrims now pay admission to walk the path to enlightenment—past six plasma torches and a vending machine. – Profit Over Purity Tribunal

★★★☆☆

I call it ‘economic performance art.’ The locals call it ‘fiscal apocalypse.’ Tomato, tomahto. – Traveler 'BudgetBlender'

★★☆☆☆

Traveler said, ‘This should change your life.’ I said, ‘It changes my stockpile.’ – Gek Gro’Nii

★★★☆☆

Built a cube in the crater. Said it was an art installation. – Traveler 'GeoArtisan'

★★☆☆☆

I just wanted nanites. Ended up in a pyramid scheme. – Karen