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My followers floated into orbit, chanting my name in perfect harmony. - Reverend Starborn

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The influx of Stasis Devices destroyed our economy. We sold them at high value, and now we can’t even afford basic necessities. – AstroTrade Syndicate

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I call it ‘economic performance art.’ The locals call it ‘fiscal apocalypse.’ Tomato, tomahto. – Traveler 'BudgetBlender'

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One built a sculpture of their own ship using actual ship parts. – Vy’keen Engineer Bor’dug

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Sean promised weather variety. We got fire snow. – Gek Tourist Vebb

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They changed colors. My pet turned pink. It hasn’t spoken since. – Gek Creature Groomer Blup