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This planet said it was 'untouched'. I touched it. Now what?

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The traveler replaced the sacred obelisk with a karaoke machine. Worship now includes vocal warmups. – Ancients Advisory Board

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Here’s a tip: The real treasure isn’t in the loot. It’s the constant existential crisis. – Atlas

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Locals cried when I bulldozed their grove. But my base has a view now. – Traveler 'TreeFaller'

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Our planet’s magnetic field now fluctuates because of their solar panels. – Korvax Analyzer K-Tor

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Hello Games gave us chairs. We can’t sit in them. – Gek Furniture Merchant Lakk