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I came here expecting a peaceful retreat, not toxic rain! I need a refund, and I want to speak to the manager. - PlanetPrincessKaren

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I said 'look at the stars'. They said 'boring'. – CosmicLetdown

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The child referred to our sacred lava river as ‘cool for roasting marshmallows’. Not the vibe. – Lava Ritual Chief

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They say it’s ‘so peaceful down there’ while punching coral and bottle-feeding leeches. – Tranquility Monitoring Team

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Karen_Explores: These Korvax are impossible to deal with! They don’t answer questions, they just give vague responses!’

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My nanite jar was for the greater good of science, yet a traveler saw it as an opportunity. – Korvax Curator Pol