★★★☆☆

Gravity turned my shoes into soup. Surprisingly comfy

★★★★☆

Back in my day, we didn’t need to scan every rock for resources. We just picked up a stone and moved on. - OldSchoolStargazer

★★☆☆☆

One traveler came and wiped out all of our resources, leaving us stranded in an economic wasteland. No one has dared to speak up—except us, of course. – Temporal Exchange Federation

★★☆☆☆

They brought snacks. Now the predator fish associate plasma torches with food. Thanks. – Risk Elevation Index

★★★★☆

I don’t do ‘vacation destinations,’ but you travelers seem to love the whole ‘dig up everything and sell it’ thing. – Atlas

★★☆☆☆

Karen renamed my planet to ‘Targeta Prime’. It was sacred. – Gek Historian Plib