★☆☆☆☆

We saw a black hole up close. He said 'cool' without looking up. – CosmicParentFail

★★★★☆

After all this, she said her favorite part was the ship’s vending machine. – MissionFailure

★★☆☆☆

The influx of Stasis Devices destroyed our economy. We sold them at high value, and now we can’t even afford basic necessities. – AstroTrade Syndicate

★☆☆☆☆

The traveler mined everything, from asteroids to planets, like they owned the entire galaxy. And when we asked them to stop? They just laughed. – H’tai Mineral Traders

★★☆☆☆

They set up an underwater dance floor. Sea life hasn’t stopped twitching since. – Disco Regret Alliance

★★☆☆☆

She bought decorative rocks. Said they were ‘healing stones.’ I said yes, very rare. They’re just rocks. – Gek SalesGenius Blim