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I gave a speech to the stars. They listened in terrified silence. - Commander EgoPrime

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Our teen said it was 'mid'. This planet has three sunsets. – SaturnSpringBreak

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They thought they were doing us a favor by mining ores and cutting trees for carbon in a national park. Now we’re stuck with a desolate landscape and a lot of ‘thanks’ to give. – Stellar Ecosystem Alliance

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Tourist said ‘I want to live like a local.’ So I sold him air in a jar. Very limited edition. – Gek Vendor Zup

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I don’t think the locals were ready for the new system name: 'Grand Dominion'. Too bad! – Traveler 'TheOverlord'

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I was performing an experiment on particle flows, but instead of results, travelers took my nanites. – Korvax Physicist Zyph